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Friday, March 12th, 2010

TK IS ON THE AIR

Monday through Friday
10AM-12PM ESPN980

Also Catch him on PTI

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TONY'S MAILBAG

FAQ

Have you had a pesky query not answered? Are you curious about the show, but were afraid to ask? You've come to the right place for all of your queries!

Why does Mr. Tony keep on saying "Clean Out the Mousecages, Harry, and Carry the Urine Specimens Upstairs?" Who's Harry, and why is his job to carry urine specimens?

Why does Tony always end his show by saying, "If you're out on your bike tonight, do wear white?" Does he really care about my safety?

Who sings the Mailbag theme?

Who plays the background music while Tony reads e-mails?

Why does Mr. Tony sometimes say "clah-sick" or "epick" or even "dun-key"? Doesn't he know how to pronounce these words? And why would I want to be "racked?"

Speaking of Junior, why does Mr. Tony call him Junior?

Why do some people call Mr. Tony Satchmo? Is he really Louis Armstrong?

What's the deal with the Rich Eisen/Bea Arthur story?

I keep getting banned by the Tony Kornheiser Show when I call in. What are the rules for calling in to Mr. Tony's show?

What is Mr. Tony referring to when he talks about a "vacation" back in July, 2002?

Who is Maggie, and why does Tony talk about her?

Why wasn't Junior on Tony's old show? Was he banned from ESPN?

What's the deal with "Affirmation, Baby?" I mean, it's humorous and all, but what was the genesis of the term?

What's a head? Is Mr. Tony being offensive?

Does Junior really know everything?

Who is LaSooz?

Who is the Cheeseboy? And why does Mr. Tony want him dead???

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