Why does Tony always end his show by saying, "If you're out on your bike tonight, do wear white?" Does he really care about my safety?

The Album is called Between the Buttons

No, why would Mr. Tony care about your safety? The line is a paraphrase from the Rolling Stones song "Something Happened To Me Yesterday" from the album Between the Buttons. The line in that song goes,

We'd like to say "God Bless". So, if you're out tonight,
Don't forget, if you're on your bike, wear white. amen.

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