//JavaScript written by Bill Lehecka - (<a class='datetext' href='column.asp?number='>Repeat from,</a>) last show #1,695
guests = new Array(6);

guests[0] = "Ashton Kutcher<br>Oliver Mtukudzi<br>John Carroll<br><div class='datetext'>(Show #1,790)</div>";
guests[1] = "Seth Green<br>Elvis Costello<br><div class='datetext'>(Show #1,791)</div>";
guests[2] = "Bonnie Raitt<br><div class='datetext'>(Show #1,792)</div>";
guests[3] = "Jessica Alba<br>Cee-Lo<br><div class='datetext'>(Show #1,793)</div>";
guests[4] = "Rita Wilson<br>Dwayne Kennedy<br><div class='datetext'>(Show #1,794)</div>";
guests[5] = "No show today";

var StringDays=new Date();
var day=StringDays.getDay();
var month=StringDays.getMonth();
var year=StringDays.getYear();
var numday=StringDays.getDate();
var strmonth, strday, wholedate, code = new String();
var fullyear = new Number();

if(month==0) strmonth = "January ";
if(month==1) strmonth = "February ";
if(month==2) strmonth = "March ";
if(month==3) strmonth = "April ";
if(month==4) strmonth = "May ";
if(month==5) strmonth = "June ";
if(month==6) strmonth = "July ";
if(month==7) strmonth = "August ";
if(month==8) strmonth = "September ";
if(month==9) strmonth = "October ";
if(month==10) strmonth = "November ";
if(month==11) strmonth = "December ";

if(numday == 1 || numday == 21 || numday == 31) strday = numday + "st, ";
else if(numday == 2 || numday == 22) strday = numday + "nd, ";
else if(numday == 3 || numday == 23) strday = numday + "rd, ";
else strday = numday + "th, ";

if (navigator.userAgent.indexOf("MSIE") != -1) fullyear = year;
else fullyear = 2000 + (year - 100);

wholedate = "<br>" + strmonth + strday + fullyear;
code = "</p><p class='guesttext'>"

document.write("<p class='datetext'>");

if(day==0) document.write("Sunday" + wholedate + code + guests[5]);
if(day==1) document.write("Monday" + wholedate + code + guests[0]);
if(day==2) document.write("Tuesday" + wholedate + code + guests[1]);
if(day==3) document.write("Wednesday" + wholedate + code + guests[2]);
if(day==4) document.write("Thursday" + wholedate + code + guests[3]);
if(day==5) document.write("Friday" + wholedate + code + guests[4]);
if(day==6) document.write("Saturday" + wholedate + code + guests[5]);