Are you ready? By submitting this e-mail, you will either be hailed as a comedic genius, or mocked endlessly. Which path will you take?

E-Mail Tony Kornheiser by using the form below, or by e-mailing the show at thisshowstinks@espn980.com.

Some ground rules that should be stated, you must enter your real name (First and last or just first is OK). Monikers and handles have little chance of getting past the screening process, unless you're unusually moronic. Also, keep it short and sweet. Think of it as a Tweet. That's not to say long e-mails are wrong. Short, funny e-mails get lots of love on air.

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